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November 8th 2004, 03:46 CET by Squeaky

November 9: The most anticipated game of the year is released.

Fuck all ya console hatas!
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#44 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 17:32:25
Why is it that everyone dog piles on Yot at the first sign of a typo? In fuck's name, typos do not indicate a lack of mastery of the English language.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#45 by KneeL
2004-11-08 17:33:30
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
Thits whot you thunk!

You could add this to the crooked vagina comic. - Jibble
#46 by yotsuya
2004-11-08 17:34:58
I teach and speak better than I type. Never took a typing class.

Also, fuck your anonymous mother.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#47 by Jibble
2004-11-08 17:41:51
#44 Penguinx
Why is it that everyone dog piles on Yot at the first sign of a typo? In fuck's name, typos do not indicate a lack of mastery of the English language.

Running joke.  Actually, it was running for a while, but then it collapsed.  We've been beating it with baseball bats ever since.

#48 by yotsuya
2004-11-08 17:45:23
'Tis the Planet Crap way,as Jon Larkin pointed out.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#49 by Marsh Davies
2004-11-08 17:45:27
www.verbalchilli.com
Science, by its definition is something antithetical religion. I see no reason that religion should be taught in science lessons. That's not to say that religion shouldn't be postured as an alternative discipline to science, but we have religious education classes for that very purpose. It's like trying to introduce the teaching of Spanish to English classes. Both are very popular, but should be recognised as seperate teaching subjects.

#50 by Marsh Davies
2004-11-08 17:46:26
www.verbalchilli.com
..antithetical to.

There I go using a big word and thinking I'm oh so clever but I'm not oh so clever because I just go and fuck up the rest of the sentence.

#51 by Anonymous
2004-11-08 17:48:47
Sure, the first time I get to use the "And you teach English?" combo, it is a collapsed joke and Yot is fucking anonymous mothers. Like it had any weight when someone who barely speaks English (me) criticizes someone else's grammar. Ease up Penguinx.

#52 by UncleJeet
2004-11-08 17:51:20
I prefer the golf club, or possibly the shovel.*

*This post brought to you by GTA:SA*

*Yes, I made myself try it and got hooked on it.  Much better than 3 and VC, and the whole 90's gangstah thing pretty much dissolves away after the first batch of missions, when you head out to the countryside.

no, No, NO!
#53 by BobJustBob
2004-11-08 17:52:25
Your are stupid.

Dood.
#54 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 17:55:12
#51
Anonymous


Sure, the first time I get to use the "And you teach English?" combo, it is a collapsed joke and Yot is fucking anonymous mothers. Like it had any weight when someone who barely speaks English (me) criticizes someone else's grammar. Ease up Penguinx.


Touchy! I wasn't being uber-critical. It was a small case of trolling.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#55 by jjohnsen
2004-11-08 18:14:20
http://www.johnsenclan.com
My copy of Halo 2 hasn't shipped from Amazon yet, this makes me sad.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#56 by UncleJeet
2004-11-08 18:14:33
And your are broken.

no, No, NO!
#57 by jjohnsen
2004-11-08 18:14:58
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Hmm, but it does say shipping soon.  That means if they are shipping from the Reno warehouse I could have it tomorrow!

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#58 by BobJustBob
2004-11-08 18:17:08
And your are broken.


I got that from the URL in your profile.

Dood.
#59 by Jibble
2004-11-08 18:45:08
Heh.  I just had an old memory triggered by this creationism discussion.  I was sitting in a lab for my Zoology course in college and we were going over a section on evolution.  The guy next to me stood up and yelled "Come on people, we didn't evolve from monkeys!"  Everyone ignored him and he sat back down, looking defeated.

It was pretty damn funny.

#60 by Dethstryk
2004-11-08 18:46:23
jemartin@tcainternet.com
That's gold.
#61 by Ashiran
2004-11-08 18:55:12
Well we didn't evolve from monkeys. So the guy was right! Albeit for the wrong reasons.

Nihil nequeo.
#62 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:01:56
Buh?

#63 by Shadarr
2004-11-08 19:04:25
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
That's not a monkey.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#64 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:05:41
Monkey, gorilla, whatever.

#65 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:06:11
...and thus was devised the Close Enough Theory of Evolution.

#66 by Dethstryk
2004-11-08 19:09:07
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor, etc.
#67 by Shadarr
2004-11-08 19:11:00
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
If I'd evloved from a monkey, no way would I have given up the prehensile tail.  Do you think I'm stupid?

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#68 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 19:12:26
Is the prehensile tail capable of reach-arounding yourself?

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#69 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:13:13
Much like a cape, a prehensile tail is just an invitation for disaster.

#70 by Hugin
2004-11-08 19:15:26
lmccain@nber.org
No tails dahling!
#71 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:17:34
That entire sequence had me nearly in tears.  I can't believe Brad Bird did the voice for her character.

#72 by Anonymous
2004-11-08 19:18:14
A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like!

#73 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 19:19:15
Pay no attention as I run away and toss my beastiality collection into the fireplace.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#74 by G-Man
2004-11-08 19:20:01
Not the kitten! Noooooo!
#75 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:21:40
#72 Anonymous
A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like!

The thought of a freshly shaved tail is a bit of a turnoff, yes.

#76 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 19:29:15
#74
G-Man


Not the kitten! Noooooo!


I should post pictures later tonight of what those ravenous little beasts did to my hands. Their claws specifically single out the cuticle area of my fingers as good stabbing zones.

They are right at the age where they are moving towards solid food and are becoming more frustrated with the bottle. This leads to scratching and carrying on. I look like I've been welding without gloves.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#77 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:38:20
Perhaps you need to wrap them in a blanket before feeding them.

#78 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 19:48:09
Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#79 by BobJustBob
2004-11-08 19:49:35
It's the American way.

Dood.
#80 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:49:51
Bah.  I'm sure your sausage hands will heal quickly enough.

#81 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 19:54:33
I'm not in any pain. They just look awful. When I handle customers' money they kinda give me a, "Hmm, I wonder what flesh eating virus he has?" look, heh.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#82 by Jibble
2004-11-08 19:56:14
If they give you dirty looks, you should grab their face and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

#83 by Ergo
2004-11-08 19:58:32
#78 Penguinx
Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort.

YOU BIG BABY. Maybe you should let your wife wrap 'em up.

Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
DVDs
#84 by yotsuya
2004-11-08 20:01:01
Heh.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#85 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 20:06:19
Let me get this straight, I'm a baby for allowing them to claw me rather than put them in a position where they could hurt themselves?

If one of you were present for a feeding you'd see why covering them up isn't feasible. They claw at the bottle like wild spazzes.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#86 by Ergo
2004-11-08 20:20:04
YOU BIG BABY. I raised a two-week old kitten by wrapping it up in a towel and bottle feeding it several times daily. It was like feeding an ice cream cone.

Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
DVDs
#87 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 20:35:23
And, of course, all kittens in the world display the exact same behavioural patterns.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#88 by Jibble
2004-11-08 20:37:36
It's a scientific fact, you fool!

#89 by G-Man
2004-11-08 20:46:21
Someone hasn't studied the Myers-Alkiss Kitten Index.
#90 by Penguinx
2004-11-08 20:51:09
Those numbers are bad psuedo-science and everyone knows it.

Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
#91 by Chunkstyle
2004-11-08 20:54:31
That's what the Republicans want you to think.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#92 by UncleJeet
2004-11-08 21:32:53
What about Titor?

no, No, NO!
#93 by yotsuya
2004-11-08 21:33:28
I still think the best way to care for a cat involves a bucket of water.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
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