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Let's gay it up a little, but not really.
November 17th 2005, 20:15 CET by Gabe

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#14 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 20:45:48
Yasta11@hotmail.com
George is great... cause sometimes he puts stupid internet crap on the show like Strongbad's childrens stories and Tom Cruise Kills Oprah.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#15 by Shadarr
2005-11-17 20:49:37
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I dunno, I find The Hour too jumpy and disjointed to watch.  I guess my attention span isn't as short as I thought.

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#16 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 20:51:32
Yasta11@hotmail.com
I haven't moved my dial off CBC news world in days...that's all.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#17 by Warren Marshall
2005-11-17 20:57:03
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
That certainly is gay and on topic.

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#18 by Gunp01nt
2005-11-17 20:58:43
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Christian Bale. No competition.

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#19 by Squeaky
2005-11-17 21:00:25
The Hour is jumpy and disjointed? I guess I have a very short attention span, 'cause it's not as jumpy and disjointed as I thought it would be.

Aeternum vale
#20 by Dumdeedum
2005-11-17 21:03:14
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I'm gonna have to pull a Yotsuya here and say Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

For me it'd be Johnny Depp, or Sayid from Lost is pretty hunky too.

#21 by Chunkstyle
2005-11-17 21:03:33
Brian Urlacher.

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#22 by Shadarr
2005-11-17 21:04:57
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Maybe it's calmed down, I haven't watched since the first couple weeks it was on.  I vastly prefer the documentaries on The Passionate Eye over George's speedtalking.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#23 by Warren Marshall
2005-11-17 21:07:00
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
or Sayid from Lost is pretty hunky too.

I was just thinking this morning that he was fairly dreamy.

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#24 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 21:08:17
Yasta11@hotmail.com
Holy crap... apparently the Liberals in BC admitted they completly fucked up the Child Death reviews. They failed to review or investigate 700 child deaths since 2002...

That's pretty lazy work.

and Conrad Black has criminal charges against him in the US... mostly fraud. More charges expected.

but first... I'm going to take a nap.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#25 by Jibble
2005-11-17 21:10:27
Unfortunately, I don't really find most men to be all that attractive. At this point I'm just picking least unappealing. So I guess Indiana Jones era Harrison Ford. No time for love, Doctor Jones.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#26 by eggbert
2005-11-17 21:18:50
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Sayid from Lost

You all would have a good time too, the guy was in the Kama Sutra movie.
#27 by Jibble
2005-11-17 21:21:04
I guess the only foregone conclusion here would be that most of the people responding don't intend on being catchers.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#28 by Anonymous
2005-11-17 21:21:19
I wouldn't do any man. That's just not my thing. No fucking way.

Let's rephrase that question: Which man does personify your ideal self?

I'd go with Steven Colbert for the intellectual type and with Paul Walker or something in that direction for the physical one.

#29 by Jibble
2005-11-17 21:24:30
I wouldn't do any man. That's just not my thing. No fucking way.

You know, it's not gay if it's a purely hypothetical situation, homophobe.

For the men: my wife has mentioned Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek as potential partners given this situation. Makes me happy.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#30 by lwf
2005-11-17 21:28:29
Women have no imagination.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#31 by Shadarr
2005-11-17 21:29:04
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
My gf likes Drew Barrymore.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#32 by lwf
2005-11-17 21:29:07
I'm do Rusell Crowe.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#33 by lwf
2005-11-17 21:29:56
The m is um, really close to the d on my keyboard. Also it has this thing where it doesn't register the second s.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#34 by E-ph0nk
2005-11-17 21:47:13
http://www.electrophonk.be
Johnny Depp

#35 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-11-17 21:50:09
my wife has mentioned Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek as potential partners given this situation.

My wife has mentioned both of these fine specimens in this sort of context. Though Angelina is no longer on that list since the Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston break up. This makes me sad as she's one sexy mama, and probably a total fiend in the sack!
#36 by Gabe
2005-11-17 21:50:27
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Brian Urlacher and Christian Bale are also solid choices.
#37 by Gabe
2005-11-17 21:51:56
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Depp is doing well. Not sure if he wants to do well in this instance, but who cares. Dumdeedum should make one of his charts.
#38 by Huge Wood Farmer
2005-11-17 21:52:46
I'd tap LWF

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#39 by Hugin
2005-11-17 21:53:59
lmccain@nber.org
Angelina Jolie is sort of the ultra generic/official straight girl choice nowadays. Every time there's a poll about this sort of thing, she tops the list.
#40 by Jibble
2005-11-17 21:56:34
Probably because she's curvy and hot.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#41 by Hugin
2005-11-17 21:57:19
lmccain@nber.org
Yeah, I'm not denying she's hot, most of the time anyway.  Just that it gets a bit predictable.
#42 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-11-17 21:57:38
And oozes sexuality from every fiber of her being!
#43 by Warren Marshall
2005-11-17 21:57:47
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Yeah, my wife would be all over Jolie as well.

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#44 by Jibble
2005-11-17 21:59:47
Hugin, I don't mind it so much, since every woman who says it is welcome to add themselves to the hot hot pile of lesbian sex.

Delicious.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#45 by Jibble
2005-11-17 22:01:00
Breasts EVERYWHERE.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#46 by LPMiller
2005-11-17 22:08:28
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Either brad pitt, because that would be like one degree of seperation from either Joline or Jennifer, or Tom Cruise, because if I have to go gay, I want someone who knows how to be gay.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#47 by jjohnsen
2005-11-17 22:24:31
http://www.johnsenclan.com
[Jolie has curves that make me weep with joy for 20 minutes.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#48 by Ergo
2005-11-17 22:29:36
I think that Jolie has gotten even better looking as she's grown older.

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#49 by Wudi
2005-11-17 22:30:50
All the closet homos here..who'd a thunk it!

What with the cooking,excerise,cheese talk...

Carry on gaybots.

I will not fall into Gabe's Homo Trap.

Zep--

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#50 by Dumdeedum
2005-11-17 22:34:24
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I wouldn't do any man. That's just not my thing. No fucking way.

How's that closet working out for ya?  Roomy enough?

Dumdeedum should make one of his charts.

I'm not sure my ascii skills can to justice to the level of gay required, but I like a challenge so maybe later when more bumlove votes are in.

#51 by Gabe
2005-11-17 22:57:32
http://www.dartpublishing.com
If you're male, stop with the Jolie talk!
#52 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:04:56
Yeah, I'm not denying [Jolie's], most of the time anyway.  Just that it gets a bit predictable.

That and the fact you have to involve her brother in a threesome, as well.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#53 by Eric T. Cheng
2005-11-17 23:12:53
erictcheng@hotmail.com
I think that Jolie has gotten even better looking as she's grown older.


I agree. When she was younger she was rather meh...she had the druggie look. Now she has cleaned up her act and look. The only thing that turns me off about her are all those tattoos (which she covers with make-up for her movies and most publicity shots).

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#54 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 23:33:21
Yasta11@hotmail.com
tattoos are fucking hot.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#55 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 23:34:14
Yasta11@hotmail.com
midgets get me hard.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#56 by Funkdrunk
2005-11-17 23:35:54
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Any woman who, through the act of intercourse, sends herself and her partner to the hospital is worth having.  At least for a little while.

Funk.

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Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#57 by Gabe
2005-11-17 23:37:23
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Stop it! This is IF YOU HAD TO DO THE SAME GENDER EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
#58 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:39:50
You know who I'd fuck? Ana Lucia from Lost. Yum.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#59 by Gabe
2005-11-17 23:41:04
http://www.dartpublishing.com
You're afraid.
#60 by lwf
2005-11-17 23:43:43
I think yot actually is a little bit gay. Why else would he like hairy bush?

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#61 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:43:46
You want to tell us something, Gabe?

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#62 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:44:58
lwf-

I cut my teeth on 70s pr0n.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#63 by Wudi
2005-11-17 23:45:11
PlanetCrap 7's UI was designed by the QueerEye guys....is that what he's saying?

Zep--

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