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DR. SMART FUCKS THE FREESPACE FRANCHISE UP THE ASS!
July 16th 2004, 09:55 CEST by Morn

Subtle my behind!

What if Derek Smart bought the rights to Freespace from Interplay? That is really, really, really funny. Like, really. You know? Oh my.
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#40 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:03:24
Let me tell you what, I sure stopped liking the original trilogy after I saw the prequels.  All those years I said the first three were great, I was just lying.

Seriously, what kind of featherweighted opinion does one have to have to be swayed against something they like just because new versions of it aren't as good as the original?

(Note: The original is always available when it comes to movies, games, and other such products)

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#41 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:03:52
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
2?

Who runs this place?!
#42 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:04:25
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Also, I agree with the Jibmeister.

Who runs this place?!
#43 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:04:33
That's why they need to let ME make Magic Carpet 3.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#44 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:05:05
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
I know the type of Magic Carpet YOU would want to make.

Who runs this place?!
#45 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:06:12
Stop posting morn, you are ruining your image of never-present webmaster.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#46 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:06:58
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
No, don't get me wrong, the first three movies are great. It's just that I haven't watched them anymore after seeing Ep1 and Ep2 (Anakin: "I've slaughtered women and children." - Hottie-whatshername: "Damn. Marry me anyways."). Those two movies tainted the nice memories I had of SW, thus destroying the whole thing for me.

Same thing with Matrix. Watched the first movie ~20 times (no kiddin'), haven't watched it ONCE since Matrix: Reloaded, Matrix: Revolutions and Matrix: Redundant.

Know w' I'm sayin'?

I'm more super than you.
#47 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:07:59
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
You just didn't get the movie.

Who runs this place?!
#48 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:08:00
Quiet, you.  He just got a bit of cash out of us (deserved, for a while), so he can take some time off of real work.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#49 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:08:58
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
All the Adomists in the house, lemme hear ya say FU GOSSIP!
#50 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:09:07
#46 Gossip
Know w' I'm sayin'?

You're saying you have no loyalty whatsoever and are easily swayed because you're not very bright.  I get it.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#51 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:09:22
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
FU GOSSIP!

:P

Who runs this place?!
#52 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:10:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
WOOT
#53 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:14:28
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Man, I just said it to Morn via IM and I'll saying again: Posting on PlanetCrap is like putting your penis in a shredder and then watching the show while screaming in agony.

I love you people.

Anyways, "ADOM" and "anal" both start with "A". Draw your own conclusions. :P

You're saying you have no loyalty whatsoever and are easily swayed because you're not very bright.  I get it.


Actually I said something like this: you fall in love with a [insert noun for the appropriate gender here], you make out, all is well, you both get into fights, break up, (s)he is making out with Hitler, and then you hate her. You're disgusted and turn away. Maybe (s)he was like that in the beginning, who knows, but how will you remember her/him? As a flower or a filthy filthy whore making out with Hitler?

I'm more super than you.
#54 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:15:51
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Just admit it. You didn't get the movie.

Also, I like anal.

Who runs this place?!
#55 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:16:16
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
I knew that.

I'm more super than you.
#56 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:19:51
ANAL BEAD SACRIFICE RITUAL TIME!

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#57 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:29:02
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Gossip and gerbil-fisting both start with G.
#58 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:32:19
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Funny, your the third person telling me that, and that's just today. ;)

I'm more super than you.
#59 by Thrrrpptt!
2004-07-16 18:32:32
http://www.jmadigan.net
It amuses me that when I minimize the browser window with this topic loaded the icon on my task bar says "DR. SMART FUCK..."

Thrrrpptt!
blog
#60 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:59:51
#53 Gossip
You're saying you have no loyalty whatsoever and are easily swayed because you're not very bright.  I get it.


Actually I said something like this: you fall in love with a [insert noun for the appropriate gender here], you make out, all is well, you both get into fights, break up, (s)he is making out with Hitler, and then you hate her. You're disgusted and turn away. Maybe (s)he was like that in the beginning, who knows, but how will you remember her/him? As a flower or a filthy filthy whore making out with Hitler?

Correct, except...incorrect.  If you could, you would go back and revisit the early months of the relationship where it was wonderful nonstop screwing and making out.  In this way, a movie is not the same thing as a relationship.  I used to be king of the shitty metaphor around here.  I give you my crown, good sir.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#61 by m0nty
2004-07-16 19:14:22
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Thrrrpptt! (#59):
It amuses me that when I minimize the browser window with this topic loaded the icon on my task bar says "DR. SMART FUCK..."

If you had more room in your title bar it could read "DR. SMART FUCKS THE FREE..."
#62 by Thrrrpptt!
2004-07-16 19:30:07
http://www.jmadigan.net
HA!

Thrrrpptt!
blog
#63 by Gossip
2004-07-16 20:11:55
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
I used to be king of the shitty metaphor around here.  I give you my crown, good sir.

Finally! RECOGNITION!

I can die happy now.

I'm more super than you.
#64 by Gossip
2004-07-16 20:14:51
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Oh yes, and...

If you could, you would go back and revisit the early months of the relationship where it was wonderful nonstop screwing and making out.


I had my share of those relationships, but sadly, I also had my share of the other, the bad kind.

Hey, why are you constantly pointing out my faulty, faulty logic? You want a feud? Eh? EH?

(Damn, I should really cut back on that free great office coffee. (Not, not decaf, some God forbid.))

I'm more super than you.
#65 by LPMiller
2004-07-16 20:15:19
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Well, just so long as....

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#66 by Shadarr
2004-07-16 20:21:23
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I don't think Matrix 2 & 3 made me like Matrix 1 less (mind you, I didn't like it that much to begin with) but I definitely think that part 3 made part 2 a worse movie.
#67 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 20:47:14
I concur.

Dood.
#68 by Ergo
2004-07-16 22:10:52
Planetcrap has become very surreal since I last posted yesterday.

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#69 by Jibble
2004-07-16 22:11:28
If by "surreal" you mean "filled with references to anal sex", then I agree.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#70 by Hugin
2004-07-16 22:28:58
lmccain@nber.org
"Has become surreal since yesterday"?  What site have you been reading up till now?
#71 by Ergo
2004-07-16 22:46:30
#70 Hugin
"Has become surreal since yesterday"?  What site have you been reading up till now?

Well, this thread is particularly weird. Maybe it's because I'm loaded up with novacaine right now.

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#72 by lwf
2004-07-16 22:57:57
Recreationally?

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#73 by m0nty
2004-07-16 23:34:00
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
No lwf, he's a professional user.
#74 by Ergo
2004-07-17 00:31:57
I blame my wife.

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#75 by The_Joker
2004-07-17 00:37:31
http://www.jackinworld.com
Has curryman been sniffing glue again?

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#76 by Dumdeedum
2004-07-17 00:40:24
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I blame my wife.

I tried to warn you, but noooooo, "dentists are just trying to help us, they're good", pah!

#77 by Ergo
2004-07-17 00:52:36
#76 Dumdeedum
I blame my wife.

I tried to warn you, but noooooo, "dentists are just trying to help us, they're good", pah!

I believe that this is the universal attitude of all British people.

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#78 by Apache
2004-07-17 01:01:41
apache@ve3d.com http://ve3d.ign.com/
Somewhere in Freespace Baby Jesus is crying in his spaceship.
#79 by LPMiller
2004-07-17 01:07:30
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
You've been out of it too long, Apache. Baby Jesus no longer cries. Instead, he brings the fucking fury.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#80 by WeeMadArthur
2004-07-17 01:24:08
smarteyman@interia.pl
Unleashes.
#81 by LPMiller
2004-07-17 01:52:06
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I think Baby jesus can do it however he damn well wants too, Mr. Smartypants.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#82 by Shadarr
2004-07-17 02:00:15
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Baby Jesus brings it, but it takes a fat middle-aged rocker to unleash it.
#83 by WeeMadArthur
2004-07-17 03:16:58
smarteyman@interia.pl
And to eat the baby.
#84 by mnemonic
2004-07-17 03:58:06
xmnemonic@softhome.net http://jti.developer.graphyx.net
noobs
#85 by Squeaky
2004-07-17 05:46:51
what the fuck was that?

"I'm really tired of hearing that eating a few too many pieces of broccoli is going to increase my risk of getting nose cancer." - Caryn
#86 by bago
2004-07-17 12:49:15
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Halo 2 kicks ass. Just ditch that poser SMG asap.

By the way, if signatures weren't for perverts, I'd totally sig this.
#87 by Gossip
2004-07-17 13:26:48
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Baby Jesus no longer cries. Instead, he brings the fucking fury.


This has probably been discussed before (within the last year since my last forgettable 2-days PC gig), but what's with this cool new Jesus image? Total makeover, or what? First Combustible Orange's Super Demolition Christ, now this "Fucking Fury Baby Jesus"... I like it, I just wonder why/how it all happened.

Angry Eye for the Deity Guy? Loving it.

I'm more super than you.
#88 by Gossip
2004-07-17 13:27:11
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
And yes it does, bago. Thank you.

I'm more super than you.
#89 by mnemonic
2004-07-17 15:52:37
xmnemonic@softhome.net http://jti.developer.graphyx.net
Loved Freespace, great atmosphere.  In Halo it's like a bunch of kids running around screaming "holy shit we're getting killed by aliens!" whereas in Freespace there's a distinct professional military attitude on engaging the threats.  And Freespace didn't include every pop-culture military misconception that Halo was so eager to display (Bungie could have at least done five seconds of googling to learn correct military voice protocol).

Please, devs should put some effort in creating a realistic military culture (if any at all) and not perpetuate stereotypes (widespread in America) of half-retarded soldiers.
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