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DR. SMART FUCKS THE FREESPACE FRANCHISE UP THE ASS!
July 16th 2004, 09:55 CEST by Morn

Subtle my behind!

What if Derek Smart bought the rights to Freespace from Interplay? That is really, really, really funny. Like, really. You know? Oh my.
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#8 by Anonymous
2004-07-16 12:12:29
You cannot fuck up a legend by fucking up its sequel. Especially if it's Mr.Smart who's behind the fuck up. I'm not waiting for FS3, I'm waiting for a space sim that will surpass FS2.
#9 by Anonymous
2004-07-16 12:13:35
I sense a 'fuck' aura in this thread.
#10 by Charles
2004-07-16 13:39:04
www.bluh.org
I don't think it's a bad thing, as long as he sticks to making a freespace game and doesn't make a BC game.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#11 by Gunp01nt
2004-07-16 13:47:07
supersimon33@hotmail.com
I'm sure that if FS3 turns out to be succesful (and in Derek Smarts case, 'success' has never been a more relative term) there'll be a 'Freespace vs. Battlecruiser' game right after that.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#12 by gaggle
2004-07-16 14:00:55
I didn't vote for this topic! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGEMENT!

Also I've no idea if mr. Smart can or can't pull off a fun game. I'm attaching myself to Charles' comment for now.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#13 by LPMiller
2004-07-16 14:11:49
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I just hope some of those nutty freespace fanbois and girls that are attacking DS come here for a day or two of whining. That would rock.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#14 by gaggle
2004-07-16 14:12:45
There are Freespace fangirls?
..oh. I'll be in my room for ten minutes.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#15 by m0nty
2004-07-16 14:18:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
This is like Return of the King being directed by Paul Verhoeven.
#16 by Jibble
2004-07-16 14:44:57
Man, I thought we got all this assfucking out of our systems after the Metroid thread.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#17 by Charles
2004-07-16 15:14:10
www.bluh.org
That pain will never stop.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#18 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 15:24:17
Nice.

Dood.
#19 by Jibble
2004-07-16 15:28:47
Hm...I just paid $2.15 for Viewtiful Joe.  I hope it's worth that.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#20 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 15:35:32
Sure it is. The first two levels are pretty fun.

Dood.
#21 by Jibble
2004-07-16 15:39:35
If anyone has suggestions on a different $19.99 game available at ebgames.com, feel free to fire away.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#22 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 15:41:54
How about a $12 game?

Dood.
#23 by Jibble
2004-07-16 15:57:59
Suggestions for a good $19.99 game.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#24 by Charles
2004-07-16 15:58:35
www.bluh.org
Beyond Good and Evil.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#25 by Jibble
2004-07-16 16:05:15
Already own it.  Bought it right after the price drop.  Good suggestion, though.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#26 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 16:22:24
Mine was better. BG&E was good, but it was no Everblue 2.

Dood.
#27 by Hugin
2004-07-16 16:23:08
lmccain@nber.org
Disgaea?  I have no idea if it's dropped in price.  But it's good.
#28 by Jibble
2004-07-16 16:27:13
Ooh, good one.  Unfortunately it's still at $49.99...which reminds me that I gave away two free press copies of that game.  I'm sure Food and Mike enjoyed it more than I would have, though.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#29 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 16:29:59
Yeah, supposedly you can get La Pucelle from Target for $20. But Target wasn't EBGames last time I checked.

Dood.
#30 by Thrrrpptt!
2004-07-16 16:39:34
http://www.jmadigan.net
I just picked up Prince of Persia Sand of Time for $20 from Amazon. I think EBGames has it for that price, too.

Thrrrpptt!
blog
#31 by gaggle
2004-07-16 16:41:58
The Sands of Time you dyslexic bastard!

..I'm just kidding with the insulting of course.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#32 by Jibble
2004-07-16 16:42:05
Were I at home, I would list all the games I already have...PoP is one of them.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#33 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 16:42:30
Jibble:
Here.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#34 by Jibble
2004-07-16 16:52:47
I got bored with the Soul Reaver franchise a while back...played that one at E3 and I was somewhat impressed but not enough to own the game.  Seemed like more of the same to me.

Also, PC?  Bleh.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#35 by Chunkstyle
2004-07-16 17:48:21
I'd like to see Dr. Smart buy the Freespace license because then at least someone would make Freespace 3, and there's a slight chance it could be good.  

I still reserve the right to complain upon seeing the first screenshot.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#36 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:00:31
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
You cannot fuck up a legend by fucking up its sequel. Especially if it's Mr.Smart who's behind the fuck up. I'm not waiting for FS3, I'm waiting for a space sim that will surpass FS2.

Star Wars, anyone?

I'm more super than you.
#37 by LPMiller
2004-07-16 18:01:26
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
thank you, no.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#38 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:01:27
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Halo?

Who runs this place?!
#39 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:03:02
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Halo?

Fucking Adomist! If you can't see the beauty of and feel the love in Halo, you'll die alone and miserable.

I'm more super than you.
#40 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:03:24
Let me tell you what, I sure stopped liking the original trilogy after I saw the prequels.  All those years I said the first three were great, I was just lying.

Seriously, what kind of featherweighted opinion does one have to have to be swayed against something they like just because new versions of it aren't as good as the original?

(Note: The original is always available when it comes to movies, games, and other such products)

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#41 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:03:52
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
2?

Who runs this place?!
#42 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:04:25
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Also, I agree with the Jibmeister.

Who runs this place?!
#43 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:04:33
That's why they need to let ME make Magic Carpet 3.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#44 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:05:05
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
I know the type of Magic Carpet YOU would want to make.

Who runs this place?!
#45 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:06:12
Stop posting morn, you are ruining your image of never-present webmaster.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#46 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:06:58
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
No, don't get me wrong, the first three movies are great. It's just that I haven't watched them anymore after seeing Ep1 and Ep2 (Anakin: "I've slaughtered women and children." - Hottie-whatshername: "Damn. Marry me anyways."). Those two movies tainted the nice memories I had of SW, thus destroying the whole thing for me.

Same thing with Matrix. Watched the first movie ~20 times (no kiddin'), haven't watched it ONCE since Matrix: Reloaded, Matrix: Revolutions and Matrix: Redundant.

Know w' I'm sayin'?

I'm more super than you.
#47 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:07:59
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
You just didn't get the movie.

Who runs this place?!
#48 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:08:00
Quiet, you.  He just got a bit of cash out of us (deserved, for a while), so he can take some time off of real work.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#49 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:08:58
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
All the Adomists in the house, lemme hear ya say FU GOSSIP!
#50 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:09:07
#46 Gossip
Know w' I'm sayin'?

You're saying you have no loyalty whatsoever and are easily swayed because you're not very bright.  I get it.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#51 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:09:22
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
FU GOSSIP!

:P

Who runs this place?!
#52 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:10:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
WOOT
#53 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:14:28
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
Man, I just said it to Morn via IM and I'll saying again: Posting on PlanetCrap is like putting your penis in a shredder and then watching the show while screaming in agony.

I love you people.

Anyways, "ADOM" and "anal" both start with "A". Draw your own conclusions. :P

You're saying you have no loyalty whatsoever and are easily swayed because you're not very bright.  I get it.


Actually I said something like this: you fall in love with a [insert noun for the appropriate gender here], you make out, all is well, you both get into fights, break up, (s)he is making out with Hitler, and then you hate her. You're disgusted and turn away. Maybe (s)he was like that in the beginning, who knows, but how will you remember her/him? As a flower or a filthy filthy whore making out with Hitler?

I'm more super than you.
#54 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:15:51
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Just admit it. You didn't get the movie.

Also, I like anal.

Who runs this place?!
#55 by Gossip
2004-07-16 18:16:16
gossip@planetjumpgate.com http://G-Blog.net/user/Gossip
I knew that.

I'm more super than you.
#56 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:19:51
ANAL BEAD SACRIFICE RITUAL TIME!

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#57 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:29:02
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Gossip and gerbil-fisting both start with G.
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